The Ramblings of "the_shima"

Ok, so I know I haven't posted in forever, but this dream just sparked something in me that makes it just odd enough to want to post it. 

Just a little preface, I have always had strange dreams and this one is...well you will see.

The dream starts out in the morning in a strange house.  At least to me it is strange.  It is in the same configuration that the house I live in now is, just bigger.  The rooms are about three times the size of the ones I have now.  The bathroom is humongous. I would say it has an open area in the middle of 40-50 feet. 

I wake up and decide that I need to make dinner, because my family is coming over for the night.  I go in the kitchen and notice that my fridge needs food in it for the now dinner party I am hosting.  Again, the scale of everything is extremely off.  The fridge is about 12 feet tall and it is about 10 feet deep.  Strangely enough if I try, I can reach the stuff at the back of the fridge.  There are about 15 shelves in it and I can see the top of the fridge.

Just as I get done assessing what foods I have, I hear that the USDA has just approved cloned human for sale and consumption.  The only thing that was going through my mind was, "Great Idea!” 

I travel to the local butcher and notice that the place is barren.  There is no one within 10 miles of his shop.  This makes me a little weary, but I continue on to the shop.  Once I get there, I see his normal meat counter has been replaced.  I see a headless, dressed body on the counter.  The butcher addresses me.  "Good mornin', hope you heard the news, now what can I get for you."  I look over the body and choose a brisket to take home and smoke for my family.   The butcher then proceeds to take the body flip it over, and with a couple of strokes with his knife, take the meat off of the body. I hold the big hunk of stomach meat in my hands and I notice it isn't as slimy as I would have thought and it seems to be really tender as I can squish it pretty easily with my hands.

I continue on my way home with my new prize and I notice my family has arrived.  For some reason, Ben Affleck is there.  I am not sure why he is there other than the rest of my family thinks he is one of my family members.  Strange.

I say "Hi" to all of my family as continue in the house to start the grill (charcoal) in the kitchen to cook the brisket.  Once I make it to the kitchen, a 10 minute walk, I notice I am completely out of charcoal and only have the woodchips left.   I put the wood chips on the bottom of the grill and start the fire.  I put the piece of meat on the grill with a nice pork rub.  Yeah, I choose pork because it is said that humans would taste like pork.  Once I put the meat on the grill, I notice that the woodchips have almost all burned up.  I decide that I need to head to Wal-Mart to get some charcoal.

Now, in real life, I don’t like going to Wal-Mart.  The people there scare me and I guess they scare me in my dream states to because my dream turned into a commercial for Dollhouse.

After the commercial for Dollhouse, I arrive back at my house with the bag of charcoal to cook the human brisket I have on my grill.  I believe I was gone only 30-60 minutes and I have left the cold brisket on the grill to get to room temperature and get the seasoning rub to soak in. 
I get back to my grill and I notice this strange hole on the side of my brisket.  I look in and I see a quarter size head of a maggot/grub thing looking back at me.  I pick up the meat and squeeze it.  The maggot sticks it head out and I pull out this 6” maggot that has started to eat its way through the meat.  I pull it out and throw it in the fire I have on the stove.  I look for more and I see there are 8 more.  I pull them out and I start up my fire as I go to the sink to wash out the maggot holes.

Once I get the meat all cleaned up, my friend Ciann walks in and says I can’t cook the brisket any more.  I stopped, blinked, and I asked why.  Ciann then continues to tell me that once a piece of human meat starts to spoil it is then a homicide and that I have to call a mortician to come and take care of it.  I was upset as I had paid 30 bucks for this brisket and only had it for a few moments.
The next thing I remember is picking up the phone to call my friend, Harley, cause he is a mortician and as soon as I hit the talk button, I hear my alarm clock going off.

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Ok, that is my dream. Like I said, it is a strange one.
 

Stolen from

peter_valentine

(x) The Princess Bride
() Anchorman
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
() Saw
() Saw II
() White Noise
()White Oleander
() Anger Management
() 50 First Dates
() The Princess Diaries
() The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far:9

(x) Scream
() Scream 2
() Scream 3
() Scary Movie
() Scary Movie 2
() Scary Movie 3
() Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
() American Wedding
() American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 12

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
() Resident Evil 1
() Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
() Little Black Book
() The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 18

(x) Finding Nemo
() Finding Neverland
()Signs
(x) The Grinch
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
() Butterfly Effect
() 13 Going on 30
() I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total so far: 22

() Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(x) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
() Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
(x) KingPin
() Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
() Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
() KING KONG
Total so far: 29

() A Cinderella Story
() The Terminal
() The Lizzie McGuire Movie
() Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
() Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
() Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
() Halloween
() The Ring
() The Ring 2
() Surviving X-MAS
() Flubber
Total so far: 32

() Harold and Kumar go to white castle
() Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
() Ghost Ship
() From Hell
(x) Hellboy
() Secret Window
() I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
() The Whole ten yards
Total so far: 35

() The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
() Seed of Chucky
() Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
() Just Married
() Gothika
() Nightmare on Elm street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
() Coach Carter
() The Grudge
() The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
() Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 40

(x) Bad Boys
() Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride
() Lucky Number Slevin
() Ocean's Eleven
() Ocean's Twelve
() Bourne Identity
() Bourne Supremecy
() Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
() The Fog
(x) Ice Age
() Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
() Curious George
Total so far: 44

(x) Independence Day
(x) Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
() Darkness Falls
() Christine
(x) ET
() Children of the Corn
() My Boss's Daughter
() Maid in Manhattan
() War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 49

() Best Bet
() How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
() Calendar Girls
() Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
() Event Horizon
() Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
() The Terminator 3
Total so far: 56

(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
() Jeepers Creepers
() Jeepers Creepers 2
() Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
() Freaky Friday
() Reign of Fire
(x) The Skulls
() Cruel Intentions
() Cruel Intentions 2
() The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
() Shrek 2
Total so far: 65

() Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th street
() Old School
() The Notebook
() K-Pax
() Krippendorf's Tribe
() A Walk to Remember
() Ice Castles
() Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total so far: 66

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 73

(x) Baseketball
() Hostel
() Waiting for Guffman
() House of 1000 Corpses
() Devils Rejects
() Elf
() Highlander
() Mothman Prophecies
(x) American History X
() Thor
Total so Far: 75

() The Jacket
() Kung Fu Hustle
(x) Shaolin Soccer
() Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
(x) Willard
Total so far: 81

() High Tension
() Club Dread
(x) Hulk
() Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
() 28 days later
(x) Orgazmo
() Phantasm
() Waterworld
Total so far: 85

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
() Mortal Kombat
() Wolf Creek
() Kingdom of Heaven
() The Hills Have Eyes
() I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
() The Last House on the Left
() Re-Animator
(x) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 88

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
() Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
(x) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 95

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
() Evil Dead
() Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
() Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
() Hannibal

Total: 101
Summary:

I knew I didn't watch as many movies as others I hang out with, atleast not the same movies they watch (why isn't Akira on the list?).

Your result for The Steampunk Style Test...

The Scientist

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